Clarkson Warner
Clarkson Warner is a spin doctor. She can make any problem seem like a solution. She’s responsible for many successful ad campaigns including “Eat Whale Today” and “Cigarettes: They go in your mouth not your foot”

Wayne and Stacey (Stacey)
Wayne is a terrorist. He’s hardworking and hopes to one day detonate himself amongst a crowd of western infidel. Stacey, his girlfriend, while supportive of his Jihad, thinks their relationship should come first.