A Professor
The 3rd degree’s resident expert. Whether it’s dinosaurs or time machines you can be sure that A Professor knows all about it. On weekends A professor likes to ride his penny farthing. The front wheel is bigger than the back wheel. Incredible!

A Public Concern
Naome Grimshaw hosts A Public Concern the current affairs program that gets to the truth of important issues that effect you. Naome wishes she was born a sheep and has a fear of vampires.

Ambiguous Racist Tony
We’re not sure if Tony is racist or not. However we are sure of the fact that his haircut looks silly.

Bill the Bear
Under the governments new industrial relations reforms Bill is no longer entitled to hibernation leave. This has made it very difficult for him to hold a steady job. His perpetual weariness often leads to acts of aggression. Nevertheless, Bill is determined to put honey on the table for him and his de-facto Wanda.

Castaways
Kevin, Stan and Tom are castaways on a deserted island. Kevin is insistent that they need to be gay with each other… for survival purposes. After all it is “Gay Island” well... Kevin  likes to call it “Gay Island” Stan wanted to call it “Adventure Cove”.

Chopper
Mark “Chopper” Read is one of Australia’s most infamous criminals . He has been convicted of armed robbery, assault, fire arms offences and kidnapping a judge, he also enjoys neenish tarts. Chopper has tried his hand at many professions including being a weatherman and teaching folks about Occupational Health and Safety.

Clarkson Warner
Clarkson Warner is a spin doctor. She can make any problem seem like a solution. She’s responsible for many successful ad campaigns including “Eat Whale Today” and “Cigarettes: They go in your mouth not your foot”

Crazy George
When you need someone to do a job just point at Crazy George. He’s the hobo with all the skills. Crazy George loves to eat pigeons and spends most of his spare time pissing his pants and finding shoes.

Deidra & Verna
Deidra and Verna are two washed up musicians from the band “Bam Bam”. They had a hit in the eighties “Crying Tears of West Coast Coolers” which rocketed to number 14 on the Australian charts. All the girls have now  is a guest programming spot on rage and the opportunity to reminisce about their debauch lives during the 1980s.

DJ Jad
Jad is a DJ. All the ladies love Jad and Jad loves the ladies. Jad is a DJ. He’s dropping the phat beats on the mean streets. Oh and he’s a DJ