Ned Kelly Master of Disguise
Edward Kelly is Australia’s most notorious bush ranger. Many believe that he was executed in 1880. But Ned is still alive. Using variations of his renowned armour to disguise himself. Ned’s exact whereabouts are unknown at this time.

Nihilists
Simon, Sigmund and Gretchen are three apathetic Germans just trying to make it in today’s bubbly effervescent world. however despite their best efforts their actions generally wind up being meaningless and futile… they like it that way.

Norm and Rooter
Norm and Rooter love a durry almost as much as they love a tinny. When something goes missing sooner or later it will return to the norm.

NYPD
It’s tough being a cop in New York City. Especially when your chief is a hardass with a heart of gold who’s so close to retirement that he is never leaving the force.  Officer Kageti is a good cop loose cannon who has to constantly deal with aforementioned Chief. The Chief and Kageti both enjoy donuts but think that this coffee tastes like shit.

Paulie
Paulie is a self proclaimed consumer “watchclock”. He is on a mission, tackling the big issues like “Why is gnocchi called pasta when it’s really potatoes?” or “Why do people say their name at Alcoholics Anonymous?” In his spare time Paulie likes to freestyle rap and performs under the pseudonym M.C. Stikkaz.

Peter Cundall
Host of the ABC’s “Gardening Australia”. Peter has come to the Ronnie Johns Half Hour to “extend his fanbase”. Peter tries to focus on the job at hand but can’t help talking about manure.

Phillip Mandrake
Phillip Suffers from what some people would call “Buyer’s Remorse”. When Phillip goes shopping he often realises that he didn’t like the item he had purchased and promptly destroys it. It is unknown whether Phillip ,actually, likes anything.  We think he likes ducks but we don’t want to test this theory.

Poofta Bogan
For the man that’s a little bit of gay and a whole lot of Bogan. We reccomend the Poofta Bogan brand of fragrances and clothing.

Poppy
Poppy is seven years old and like many children her age she likes collecting pictures. Sadly Poppy’s pictures aren’t the kind of pictures you want a child collecting.

Proletariat Psycho
Despite the fact that this man is cutting up human flesh. His words of wisdom ring true for the people.