Ranger Dan
Ranger Dan is employed by the government to promote new initiatives. Whether it’s helping the homeless to prove their misfortune, helping the ugly to get dates or milking venom from talk back radio hosts, Ranger Dan will be there.

Rastus
Rastus is a very political pet. He would probably describe himself as a democratic socialist, that is if he could speak.  When encountered with someone who he disagrees with, politically, he deals with it the only way a dog can. Rastus also enjoys walks in the park, the quarterly essay and licking his own genitals.

Red Man and Green Man
Red Man and Green Man are two little men who work inside a set of pedestrian traffic lights. Green Man thinks that making a “Beedoop doop doop doop doop” noise is hilarious. Red Man thinks that Green Man is a dick.

Ronnie Johns
Ronnie Johns, the comedy cowboy and host of the Ronnie Johns Half Hour. He rides astride the Good Taste Pony, keeping his eyes on the prairie of funny allaying confusion and offence.

Sergei Haminov
Russia’s Rubik’s cube champion since 1996. As a prominent Russian sportsperson Sergei provides endorsements for many products and companies. Sergei also holds two world Rubik’s cube championships (1998, 2002).  and is currently in training for the 2006 world championships to defend his title.

Social Suicide Bomber
Have you ever been trapped in an awkward situation that you couldn’t escape. Well call a Social Suicide Bomber. They’ll be sure to out awkward the awkward. Whether you need a pterodactyl impersonation or a talking fish. Our professional Social Suicide Bombers will cater to your situation.

Stephen Xerxes
Stephen has written a brief description of himself it’s in his pocket… here it is … Ooooohh awwww oh

Svnday Arvo Slavghter
Quintus, Gaius and Dermott host Svnday Arvo Slavghter. The commentary show accompanying Rome’s gladiatorial matches. As well as the commentary the lads also provide hilarious ad parodies and cross-dressing shenanigans

That’s Amazing
A television that showcases “freakish human skill”. Be amazed by the limits that the human and body and mind can achieve. This show will have you screaming “That’s Fucking Amazing”.

Trevor and Dianne
Trevor and Dianne are recently retired and are enjoying their time caravanning together. They also enjoy talking to people they meet, well talking at people they meet.