Truman Capote
Author of “Breakfast at Tiffanies” and “In cold blood”. Truman Capote is currently trying to broaden his employment opportunities by obtaining new skills. Oh… and there’s two of him.

Try Hard Mum
Lucy’s mum thinks she is cool. She’s down with all the fly rap hop talk that all the kids are using. She knows how to cut loose on a dance floor and bust some rhymes. She tries hard but Lucy’s mum is not cool.

Underground
These two emo kids think that it’s not cool to like stuff that people think is cool. But liking something uncool is underground therefore cool. They’re favourite band is nothing who play neo-industrial post-emo punk funk electroclash thrashabilly screamo house ghettotech, their acoustic album is especially hardcore.

Unicorn Bogan
Once upon a time, far away, in a mystical land a witch cast a spell on a bogan making him drunk. In his stupor he slept with Quendandor, Queen of the unicorns. Unicorn Bogan was the offspring of those events.

Wayne and Stacey
Wayne is a terrorist. He’s hardworking and hopes to one day detonate himself amongst a crowd of western infidel. Stacey, his girlfriend, while supportive of his Jihad, thinks their relationship should come first.