Ambiguous Racist Tony
We’re not sure if Tony is racist or not. However we are sure of the fact that his haircut looks silly.

DJ Jad
Jad is a DJ. All the ladies love Jad and Jad loves the ladies. Jad is a DJ. He’s dropping the phat beats on the mean streets. Oh and he’s a DJ

Graham Oldfart
Graham lost six limbs in nine world wars yet he still manages to tap away at his typewriter complaining about offensive television content.

Peter Cundall
Host of the ABC’s “Gardening Australia”. Peter has come to the Ronnie Johns Half Hour to “extend his fanbase”. Peter tries to focus on the job at hand but can’t help talking about manure.

Ranger Dan
Ranger Dan is employed by the government to promote new initiatives. Whether it’s helping the homeless to prove their misfortune, helping the ugly to get dates or milking venom from talk back radio hosts, Ranger Dan will be there.

Rastus (Voice/Puppeteer)
Rastus is a very political pet. He would probably describe himself as a democratic socialist, that is if he could speak.  When encountered with someone who he disagrees with, politically, he deals with it the only way a dog can. Rastus also enjoys walks in the park, the quarterly essay and licking his own genitals.

Svnday Arvo Slavghter (Quintus)
Quintus, Gaius and Dermott host Svnday Arvo Slavghter. The commentary show accompanying Rome’s gladiatorial matches. As well as the commentary the lads also provide hilarious ad parodies and cross-dressing shenanigans

Wayne and Stacey (Wayne)
Wayne is a terrorist. He’s hardworking and hopes to one day detonate himself amongst a crowd of western infidel. Stacey, his girlfriend, while supportive of his Jihad, thinks their relationship should come first.s