Deidra & Verna
Deidra and Verna are two washed up musicians from the band “Bam Bam”. They had a hit in the eighties “Crying Tears of West Coast Coolers” which rocketed to number 14 on the Australian charts. All the girls have now  is a guest programming spot on rage and the opportunity to reminisce about their debauch lives during the 1980s.

Heidi
Sherioushly Heidi ish an eschpechially acomplisched Lawn Bowlsh Inshtructor. She worksh at Wesht Pymble Bowlsh and encouragesh patronsh to Rock and Bowl. Heidi ushed to have a lishp. 

Nihilists (Gretchen)
Simon, Sigmund and Gretchen are three apathetic Germans just trying to make it in today’s bubbly effervescent world. however despite their best efforts their actions generally wind up being meaningless and futile… they like it that way.

Poppy
Poppy is seven years old and like many children her age she likes collecting pictures. Sadly Poppy’s pictures aren’t the kind of pictures you want a child collecting.

Try Hard Mum
Lucy’s mum thinks she is cool. She’s down with all the fly rap hop talk that all the kids are using. She knows how to cut loose on a dance floor and bust some rhymes. She tries hard but Lucy’s mum is not cool.

Underground (Girl)
These two emo kids think that it’s not cool to like stuff that people think is cool. But liking something uncool is underground therefore cool. They’re favourite band is nothing who play neo-industrial post-emo punk funk electroclash thrashabilly screamo house ghettotech, their acoustic album is especially hardcore.