Castaways (Kevin)
Kevin, Stan and Tom are castaways on a deserted island. Kevin is insistent that they need to be gay with each other… for survival purposes. After all it is “Gay Island” well... Kevin  likes to call it “Gay Island” Stan wanted to call it “Adventure Cove”.

Chopper
Mark “Chopper” Read is one of Australia’s most infamous criminals . He has been convicted of armed robbery, assault, fire arms offences and kidnapping a judge, he also enjoys neenish tarts. Chopper has tried his hand at many professions including being a weatherman and teaching folks about Occupational Health and Safety.

Crazy George
When you need someone to do a job just point at Crazy George. He’s the hobo with all the skills. Crazy George loves to eat pigeons and spends most of his spare time pissing his pants and finding shoes.

Gary and Gary (Gary)
Gary and Gary are two British backpackers travelling around Australia. Unfortunantly the Garys are so bored and annoyed with Australian culture that they kick one another in the “janglies” to relieve themselves. . Occasionally the Garys are joined by Chuck, an American tourist, who they find even more infuriating than Australia.

Georgio Benini
Georgio Benini is the worlds last living Castrato. He had his testicles removed at a young age to preserve his soprano singing voice. Georgio has one regret in life and that is having his testicles removed to preserve his soprano singing voice. Georgio urges all young men to “keep their balls”.

Larry and the Boss (Boss)
Larry and the boss are members of the Mafia. Like all Mafiosi they think that The Godfather Part 3 was rubbish.

Mlak Mlak (Voice)
Mlak Mlak is the Third Degree’s sponsored child. We send him $1.50 every month and he sends us letters and drawings of what he’s spent the money on.

Nihilists (Simon)
Simon, Sigmund and Gretchen are three apathetic Germans just trying to make it in today’s bubbly effervescent world. however despite their best efforts their actions generally wind up being meaningless and futile… they like it that way.

Norm and Rooter (Norm)
Norm and Rooter love a durry almost as much as they love a tinny. When something goes missing sooner or later it will return to the norm.

Rastus (Miles, Rastus' Owner)
Rastus is a very political pet. He would probably describe himself as a democratic socialist, that is if he could speak.  When encountered with someone who he disagrees with, politically, he deals with it the only way a dog can. Rastus also enjoys walks in the park, the quarterly essay and licking his own genitals.

Ronnie Johns
Ronnie Johns, the comedy cowboy and host of the Ronnie Johns Half Hour. He rides astride the Good Taste Pony, keeping his eyes on the prairie of funny allaying confusion and offence.

Trevor and Dianne (Trevor)
Trevor and Dianne are recently retired and are enjoying their time caravanning together. They also enjoy talking to people they meet, well talking at people they meet.

Truman Capote (Truman Capote)
Author of “Breakfast at Tiffany's” and “In cold blood”. Truman Capote is currently trying to broaden his employment opportunities by obtaining new skills. Oh… and there’s two of him.