Bill the Bear
Under the governments new industrial relations reforms Bill is no longer entitled to hibernation leave. This has made it very difficult for him to hold a steady job. His perpetual weariness often leads to acts of aggression. Nevertheless, Bill is determined to put honey on the table for him and his de-facto Wanda.

Castaways (Tom)
Kevin, Stan and Tom are castaways on a deserted island. Kevin is insistent that they need to be gay with each other… for survival purposes. After all it is “Gay Island” well... Kevin  likes to call it “Gay Island” Stan wanted to call it “Adventure Cove”.

Festus Williams
Festus is a brilliant man, he has 4 PhDs (2 in science and 2 in medicine) and a master’s in psychology. Sadly Festus comes from Kentucky and no one will listen to him because of his outrageous accent.

Gary and Gary (Gary)
Gary and Gary are two British backpackers travelling around Australia. Unfortunantly the Garys are so bored and annoyed with Australian culture that they kick one another in the “janglies” to relieve themselves. . Occasionally the Garys are joined by Chuck, an American tourist, who they find even more infuriating than Australia.

Henry Limpton ‘s Teabag
Henry just can’t help but dunk his Scrotum into his friend’s food and drinks. Whether it’s a Pint of beer or a bubbly fondue. You can be sure Henry Limpton will ruin it with his “teabag”. Henry is a fictional character and any similarity to person’s living or dead or any company is purely coincidental.

Jesus Christ
Jesus was born in December 2BC in Bethlehem but grew up in the suburbs of Nazareth. Many Christians believe that Jesus is the son of god and was sent by him to save us from our sins. Jesus was crucified in 36 AD but allegedly rose again three days later proving to many that he is in fact the messiah. Of all his achievements Jesus lists “jamming with Kenny Rogers” as his favourite.

Nihilists (Sigmund)
Simon, Sigmund and Gretchen are three apathetic Germans just trying to make it in today’s bubbly effervescent world. however despite their best efforts their actions generally wind up being meaningless and futile… they like it that way.

NYPD (Kageti)
It’s tough being a cop in New York City. Especially when your chief is a hardass with a heart of gold who’s so close to retirement that he is never leaving the force.  Officer Kageti is a good cop loose cannon who has to constantly deal with aforementioned Chief. The Chief and Kageti both enjoy donuts but think that this coffee tastes like shit.

Red Man and Green Man (Red Man)
Red Man and Green Man are two little men who work inside a set of pedestrian traffic lights. Green Man thinks that making a “Beedoop doop doop doop doop” noise is hilarious. Red Man thinks that Green Man is a dick.

Stephen Xerxes
Stephen has written a brief description of himself it’s in his pocket… here it is … Ooooohh awwww oh

Svnday Arvo Slavghter (Dermott)
Quintus, Gaius and Dermott host Svnday Arvo Slavghter. The commentary show accompanying Rome’s gladiatorial matches. As well as the commentary the lads also provide hilarious ad parodies and cross-dressing shenanigans

That’s Amazing
A television that showcases “freakish human skill”. Be amazed by the limits that the human and body and mind can achieve. This show will have you screaming “That’s Fucking Amazing”.